Psst..The FBI is outside my door again wearing black masks what do I do??

Grab a spatula and a rolling pin, be very quiet, I will be there in a minute to rescue you... and DONT touch the pringles, they will hear you crunching !!Psst..The FBI is outside my door again wearing black masks what do I do??
Move to a free countryPsst..The FBI is outside my door again wearing black masks what do I do??
get your nung chucks and finish those bitches off! damn the man!
Don't open the door, it could be girl scouts trying to sell you cookies in disguise.
Just do whatever you did last time. They must like it if they keep on coming back.
Fight or Flight. You choose.
invite them in for tea and a biscuit
get your pepperspray
They're looking for Bush. Tell them (sshhh) 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in D.C.
if the FBI is outside your door again, it's more like what have you done?!!!
Quite doing the meth and they'll go away, it's amphetimine pyschosis. ;-)
come out with your pants down
No speaka de enrish?


holla ;}
It's not the FBI...you are about to be robbed...now go ward them off with sexual inuendos!
don a black mask (out of respect for the occasion) and serve coffee...donuts too if you've got them. I hear they love that stuff.
Hide the bodies,eat the shroons and grab a gun.
hide all the bodies , wear a bathrobe with nothing underneath and go open the door
sexy! invite them in!
Open the door wearing your sexiest outfit and a mask of your own and say ';Hey, boys, why don't you come up and see me?';
invite them in for tequila shots...i shotty the first one though...





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Don't answer the door
Walk outside. Resistance is futile.
Call the police. This is not the FBI.
Go out there with your secret weapons stash and say ';Your time as come b!@$%^%26amp;!'; Then shoot them all down with your invinciblity given to you by Shiva.
wear a pink mask. that will put them off.
Where white masks so they are equally scared :]
What are you doing typing questions on the computer?!





Call 9-1-1 before it's not too late.
Quick, call the CIA.
leave the acid sheets alone thats all have a nice day.
You can call me. I'm CTU, I work for the counter terrorists unit!!
Dig out your own black mask, put in on, open the front door and say 'thank goodness the back up finally arrived, he went that way...'