Monday, December 21, 2009

Do you think Cologne masks?

the smell of Bulls**t on misogynists? (not anti fems or non fems) ;-)Do you think Cologne masks?
nothing could mask such an offensive thingDo you think Cologne masks?
Eau de trolle. No, it masks nothing, but it lets you know they're coming before they arrive.
Hmmm. I was in Cologne not too long ago. I don't recall it masking anything!





Strange, that.





Sash.
I think it's like a hidden thing you know. Like maybe ';I haven't showered today so I'll just grab some axe'; or stuff.
You mean that glorious smell of AXE. Figures they need a misogynist based ad campaign to peddle some cheap, raunchy, funky, male deodorizer. Funny because I think those ads really play on males especially young boys insecurities and thats what makes those commercials so pathetic. They are the equivent of a pubescent wet dream, and trust me I don't find them stimulating.
Cologne shields men from the fleas of stinky minky's.


It causes stinky minky's fleas to suffocate.

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